Daisy Lola (via fullybalanced)
Stop faking your fucking orgasms. Society already tells young men that they run the fucking universe - if they can’t turn your cunt into a shooting star then for god’s sake, let them know about it.
On the phone with my friend in korea and he’s explaining to me in english that he must stop smoking because he doesn’t want to become impotent.
Walking down Gangnam street he says (in english) “I must stop smoking for my dick. My dick is important. If my dick does the broken I cannot sex.”
and I hear in absolute plain english behind him “WHAT”
Heechul is jealous of Zhou Mi talking to Puff in Chinese, but when he tries to get his wife’s attention, his gets his husband’s instead ヽ(✿ ﾟ∀ﾟ)ﾉ